

texas education has discovered something that i did in junior high. i wrote “lauren shultz is greasy” and “chanelle naumen loves period farts” in the bathroom once during gym. fucking everyone was talking about it after that.
as far as i know, chanelle naumen did not actually love period farts. lauren shultz was pretty greasy, though.
texas just got a glitter paint pen and was like, “black people were asking for it” in the bathroom during gym. what the fucking fuck, texas?