Received the following (very serious) email from work:
To All,
National Gang week is starting soon. This is their new target method:
While driving on any roads, if you see a baby car seat sitting on the side of the road, DO NOT STOP!!! This could be the Gang’s trap. They target people especially women, to stop their vehicle to help a baby. They make this baby look as if it has blood on itself or on it’s clothes. When you exit from your vehicle in attempt to help, the gangs jump out from cornfields or tall bushes. They have beaten woman to near death, and then continue to rape them. Their goal is to torture the victims to death in anyway possible. If you do happen to see a car seat, DO NOT STOP, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!. Please forward this message to everyone you know.
Oh my fuck! Where to start? Maybe “NATIONAL GANG WEEK IS STARTING SOON”?!?!? Is that like, gang awareness, or a bunch of bad dudes being super organized? Regardless, I will definitely be participating. Also: THEY MAKE THE BABY LOOK LIKE IT HAS BLOOD ON IT! STAY AWAY FROM KETCHUP BABIES! They are in a gang.
Jumpin’ out at you from cornfields or tall bushes,
-Katie
