January 2010
36 posts
Tumblr may or may not have betrayed me
So I know it sounds silly, but blame the nyquil. I don’t understand tumblr questions. But seriously, if anyone can give me any LA information, maybe it’s easier to just email me? thekatieway@gmail.com! If it’s not too much trouble for you, I would really, really appreciate it! I’m kind of making big life plans here, and just want to know what I’m up against. Holler...
On serious business &taking care of said serious...
Citizens of Los Angeles: I call upon you for serious business inquiries:
How did you end up in LA? What was it like when you first moved there? Are you still struggling? Do you have pets and did that make it harder for you, living-wise? Is it possible for a girl sitting in her underwear on the internet all day, pretending to blog and draw pictures of nipples and pizza to end up in LA? What if...
That girl is SO not from Pasadena, Texas
The closer you live to Los Angeles, the more accurate those fake pictures on porn sites of “singles looking to hook up in your area” probably are.
Stickin' to the script like java
they tell me i can do it, just do it clean
but i’m from the dirty south, i don’t know what that means
Regarding National Gang Week
Pizza gang. Just sayin’.
On the fundamental importance of good taste
Let’s just get this out of the way immediately: I date the worst dudes. This is a fact.
I once caught my last boyfriend googling “hipster fashion” and saving the image results after weeks of him whining to me about how his bangs looked and if his jeans were “indie rock” enough. I know. I KNOW.
When you’re involved with someone who’s not exactly “on...
HUMAN GIANT
because duh.
Watcherockappel:
“The Big Dog” Trailer
A few months ago, my awesome employers at Funny or Die told me they would like to see me try and branch out and do something longer than your standard 3 to 5 minute sketch. My good friend Charlie Sanders had just moved here from NY, so we got together and wrote a 19 page script based on a character he used to do in his one-man show at UCB, “You’re Welcome For...
That baby is in a gang, leave it there
Received the following (very serious) email from work:
To All, National Gang week is starting soon. This is their new target method: While driving on any roads, if you see a baby car seat sitting on the side of the road, DO NOT STOP!!! This could be the Gang’s trap. They target people especially women, to stop their vehicle to help a baby. They make this baby look as if it has blood on...
LET'S PLAY A GAME - the crystal ball
this is one of my favorite games of all time, and i would really like to see other internetters join in as well. it’s a little like looking into the future, and a lot like ruining any chance of finding a mate for the rest of your life. isn’t that fun?!
how to play:
get a camera (cellphone, slr, point and shoot, whatever) and hold it under your chin, looking up at you, kind of against...
steveagee:
I wish I could reblog my erections.
caption my dad
what began as “hello? i am on my bluetooth” - pat quickly turned into
“hello? is this the famous basketball team that i am on, ‘the dads’?” - pat
“yes. i need to order another party shirt. something with animal print” - pat
“hello? yes. it appears that i am pregnant.” - pat
mothers, don't let your ginger babies grow up to...
I just…I don’t want this to happen to me.
When scary grows up to be scarier.
chip off the old block →
this is called “ride the bus in austin! or any city, even! PUBLIC TRANSIT, SERIOUS PEOPLE”
Boy, I really overshot it with the 80 →
Yet another awesome thing about my job: making kids do this sketch. Walken impression and all.