June 2011
2 posts
6 tags
January 2011
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
Horses hate fake tits
Hey dudes, just watched a youtube video about horses and found this in the comments:
starquant5 months ago
I would trust a Horse before I ever Trusted a Man. Horses don’t try have have sex with your kids, or try and rape your babysitter or have sex with other men and then inject you with AIDS or other sexual diseases internally. Horses don’t lie and they don’t ask to you slave...
April 2010
5 posts
And he lick them breat, indeed
It’s like before you really master a Zelda game and you keep thinking this next boss is the last boss; yahoo answers is where I’m almost certain that I’m about to win the internet. But then I get my ass handed to me. Or really, it’s just that yahoo answers is the ****.
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I’m the Osirus of this shit.
kylekinane:
Oversized sunglasses on women=Hipster burka.
March 2010
8 posts
2 tags
rat dicks, wolves balls
texas education has discovered something that i did in junior high. i wrote “lauren shultz is greasy” and “chanelle naumen loves period farts” in the bathroom once during gym. fucking everyone was talking about it after that.
as far as i know, chanelle naumen did not actually love period farts. lauren shultz was pretty greasy, though.
texas just got a glitter paint pen...
i'm only saying this once
if you’re going to hate me because i think i’m funny, at least have more of an interest in “comedy” than just the following reasons:
-you enjoy television shows that make you laugh (who fucking
doesn’t?)
-you saw patton at bonnaroo
-you follow todd barry on twitter
-you saw brian posehn at sxsw
-you DVR adult swim
-you definitely have an opinion about...
February 2010
3 posts
we'll paint mud under our eyes &you'll tie leaves...
i love to watch your lips move and when you leave me alone in your apartment and i already miss you
and then i look around and i see all those books
and i think about taking an exacto knife and cutting each sentence out of each book and trying to fold them neatly on top of each other so that they fit in your head
and i think “i could use all these books to keep warm if i wanted”, if...
Listen
January 2010
36 posts
Tumblr may or may not have betrayed me
So I know it sounds silly, but blame the nyquil. I don’t understand tumblr questions. But seriously, if anyone can give me any LA information, maybe it’s easier to just email me? thekatieway@gmail.com! If it’s not too much trouble for you, I would really, really appreciate it! I’m kind of making big life plans here, and just want to know what I’m up against. Holler...
On serious business &taking care of said serious...
Citizens of Los Angeles: I call upon you for serious business inquiries:
How did you end up in LA? What was it like when you first moved there? Are you still struggling? Do you have pets and did that make it harder for you, living-wise? Is it possible for a girl sitting in her underwear on the internet all day, pretending to blog and draw pictures of nipples and pizza to end up in LA? What if...
That girl is SO not from Pasadena, Texas
The closer you live to Los Angeles, the more accurate those fake pictures on porn sites of “singles looking to hook up in your area” probably are.
Stickin' to the script like java
they tell me i can do it, just do it clean
but i’m from the dirty south, i don’t know what that means
Regarding National Gang Week
Pizza gang. Just sayin’.
On the fundamental importance of good taste
Let’s just get this out of the way immediately: I date the worst dudes. This is a fact.
I once caught my last boyfriend googling “hipster fashion” and saving the image results after weeks of him whining to me about how his bangs looked and if his jeans were “indie rock” enough. I know. I KNOW.
When you’re involved with someone who’s not exactly “on...
HUMAN GIANT
because duh.
Watcherockappel:
“The Big Dog” Trailer
A few months ago, my awesome employers at Funny or Die told me they would like to see me try and branch out and do something longer than your standard 3 to 5 minute sketch. My good friend Charlie Sanders had just moved here from NY, so we got together and wrote a 19 page script based on a character he used to do in his one-man show at UCB, “You’re Welcome For...
That baby is in a gang, leave it there
Received the following (very serious) email from work:
To All, National Gang week is starting soon. This is their new target method: While driving on any roads, if you see a baby car seat sitting on the side of the road, DO NOT STOP!!! This could be the Gang’s trap. They target people especially women, to stop their vehicle to help a baby. They make this baby look as if it has blood on...
LET'S PLAY A GAME - the crystal ball
this is one of my favorite games of all time, and i would really like to see other internetters join in as well. it’s a little like looking into the future, and a lot like ruining any chance of finding a mate for the rest of your life. isn’t that fun?!
how to play:
get a camera (cellphone, slr, point and shoot, whatever) and hold it under your chin, looking up at you, kind of against...
steveagee:
I wish I could reblog my erections.
