so like, basically

i once ate a pizza this big

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Weird how there is nothing more offensive to the average straight man than a woman he isn’t particularly attracted to. Sometimes he’ll be polite, acknowledge her as human, maybe in line at the bank or something, but the second she does something he doesn’t agree with, (especially if that something is being more successful than he is, or threatening his idea of himself in any way) he disparages her personhood, because if she doesn’t get his weird little birthmarked lopsided dick hard, then she is of no use to him. I’m not even talking about this happening in a romantic setting at all, I’m talking about every day, on the street, in places of business, constantly with celebrities, etc. On the other side of this, you’ll notice, that if a man regards as woman as attractive, she is seen as “fair game”, because she DOES have a “use”, even to men who aren’t seeking partners at all, to men of all social status, regardless of how they themselves look. Women are constantly regarded as objects, & if you’re an object that a man would NOT like to fuck (like his X-Box, for example, Man Love To Fuck X-Box, X-Box Make Good Happy Fuck) then you’re nothing. Hmmm, very weird, indeed.

My writing professor in college was an openly gay Catholic Brother of the Holy Cross. This was unbelievably cool to 17 year old me. Today I found a poem I had bookmarked from one of his poetry books. 

"student and teacher"

"you assumed i was gay. why?" — wes on boy meets boy

he never shot a deer—
that was the first clue.
i should have known.
he’d run through snow-filled woods
and chase the luckless bastards
to his brother’s waiting gun.

one night he came to supper.
after, we went downtown to the devil’s hideout,
a place where we could drink something they called
"swamp-water." it was sweet and red—
a shirley temple cocktail—in a crummy dive.

then we circled in the car. he hinted
that a visit to carmelita’s sauna and massage
would be in order.
i said, “you have 80 dollars?
that’s what it takes to have a fuck.”

he was surprised.
what he couldn’t get for free
back at the dorm
he’d never pay for in cold cash,
which he didn’t have at any rate.

he thought fucking was something
you did with your cock.
i tried to show him the masturbation
of poetry, but it didn’t work.

his biggest hero was some guy in the dorm
who knocked up a girl and planned to get married.
that was heroism. some lazy twat squirming underneath
and squealing, “oh tommy, tommy, give it to me.”

i tried to tell him you fuck with your brain.
you get some fantastically delicious book
and say, “fuck my brain.”
you get some outlandish other ego
in an accelerated conversation
and fuck each other’s brain.
you sink down in your unmade bed
with Dostoyevsky and shout, “Give it to me, baby.”

but all he could think of was tommy’s rubbery cock
sliding in and out, and tommy’s eyeballs rolling back,
and little what’s-her-name going, “oh, oh, oh.”
that was paradise.

he went out of my life one winter day
when the stupid thermometer couldn’t even register
how damn cold it was. he went off
to hunt his Brunhilda, some fat wench
who could control his wimpy life
and activate his little cock every night.
for that he traded poetry?

you get a good poem and fuck it,
it stays fucked.

—-Brother George Klawitter

juliavickermanisdumb:

Quatros KStews

This is my favorite thing you’ve done, Julia 

juliavickermanisdumb:

Quatros KStews

This is my favorite thing you’ve done, Julia 

ultrafacts:

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Ok these are cool good facts or whatever but I am going to call the police over what you’ve done to this IMAGE, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MONSTERS, WHY IS IT SO STRETCHED OUT BUT THE TEXT IS FINE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Ok these are cool good facts or whatever but I am going to call the police over what you’ve done to this IMAGE, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MONSTERS, WHY IS IT SO STRETCHED OUT BUT THE TEXT IS FINE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

emilyvgordon:

Dinosaurs are very egalitarian. 

(Source: bubblenoma)

White people: no

White people: no

"The art installation is about online harassment and stalking from the perspective of women, feminist bloggers and journalists who earn at least part of their income from working online. The room and its objects are blanketed with actual messages sent to, or publicly posted about the women who have contributed to the exhibit. The messages are all real and were sent to or publicly posted about the women from July 2nd, 2011 up until now. It’s your turn to read them. What has been sent to us, will now be on display for you." - A Woman’s Room Online

"The art installation is about online harassment and stalking from the perspective of women, feminist bloggers and journalists who earn at least part of their income from working online. The room and its objects are blanketed with actual messages sent to, or publicly posted about the women who have contributed to the exhibit. The messages are all real and were sent to or publicly posted about the women from July 2nd, 2011 up until now. It’s your turn to read them. What has been sent to us, will now be on display for you." - A Woman’s Room Online

Everything in this article (down to the ad that just says “Ska”) has so many punchlines in it that my brain has just completely shut down 

Everything in this article (down to the ad that just says “Ska”) has so many punchlines in it that my brain has just completely shut down 

Pretty cool how having my abusive boyfriend tell me that he had no pity for women in abusive relationships because ~*duh, they could just leave, like just leave you idiot woman, it’s so simple, it’s all your fault because you chose to stay*~ became this overwhelming metaphysical force that was so strong it put me on a factory belt & built me into a stronger & more efficient machine that can fold men like him into origami, so I fold his memory up & set it on fire & watch it float away, because I respect that Lesson Learned enough to give it a viking funeral

Pretty cool how having my abusive boyfriend tell me that he had no pity for women in abusive relationships because ~*duh, they could just leave, like just leave you idiot woman, it’s so simple, it’s all your fault because you chose to stay*~ became this overwhelming metaphysical force that was so strong it put me on a factory belt & built me into a stronger & more efficient machine that can fold men like him into origami, so I fold his memory up & set it on fire & watch it float away, because I respect that Lesson Learned enough to give it a viking funeral

"It’s not a race issue"

Really good video by my friend Basim from The Kominas about neutralizing discourse regarding gendered online harassment & linking it to surveillance of Muslim Americans. This is why I can’t fuck with people who vehemently avoid discussing gender/race/orientation/etc, people who say “it’s not a race issue” etc. Shit is still so lord of the flies out there for oppressed groups, & it’s important to talk about it, to bring it up, call it out, dissect it. Get the ball moving on that change we need, dudes!

Anonymous said: I'm sorry you have to put up with so much dumb shit, your twitter is hilarious and unless you're being disingenuous or an idiot its clear you said nothing wrong! also you're super cute. I was wondering how raunchy your farts are or if you could describe your buttsmell after a day or few of not showering?

WHY DID YOU SAY THE FART BUTT THING WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME WHAT THE FUCK LOG OFF

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