I am NOT a fan of beagles. Not even remotely. I have talked many a prospective new dog owner out of choosing one, & as a dog trainer, I don’t like working with them. This is Peanut - one of the worst dogs at my daycare. She made a girl quit, she barks & bays CONSTANTLY & sounds like an obese, dying sea lion, she constantly eats & rolls in poop so we have to hose her down daily, she’s caused ruckus after ruckus, week after week, ever since she was a tiny pup (we’ve had her for about 2 years now). She kicked (& BIT) my butt, ruined my day, & pulled my pants down too many times to count. BUT…She also taught me how to deal with high energy, difficult, naughty dogs, & how to actually appreciate & yes, LOVE a big fat dumb beagle. She moved away today & I cried more than I thought possible. So long, Nut, I’m glad you taught me to give Peas a chance.
This (as well as every other picture on this blog) was taken at my work. If you’re wondering why I haven’t really been tumbling…these little dudes are the reason.
(Source: dogpics)
Chubby; Potty Hard
Stoli; La Devastadora
and shimmy on.
Hey dudes, just watched a youtube video about horses and found this in the comments:
starquant5 months ago
I would trust a Horse before I ever Trusted a Man. Horses don’t try have have sex with your kids, or try and rape your babysitter or have sex with other men and then inject you with AIDS or other sexual diseases internally. Horses don’t lie and they don’t ask to you slave for them or be submissive for no WAGES. Horses don’t expect you to have their kids and then run off because they don’t like the way your body looks after the fact. Horses hate fake tits and shaved TWATS.
And if you don’t know, now you know.
It’s like before you really master a Zelda game and you keep thinking this next boss is the last boss; yahoo answers is where I’m almost certain that I’m about to win the internet. But then I get my ass handed to me. Or really, it’s just that yahoo answers is the ****.
(via _valthor)
Oversized sunglasses on women=Hipster burka.
rumor has it that you mad
WHO ALL SEEN MY PIZZA HAT SAY YEAHHHHHHHHH
hangin’ out with yo friendz
texas education has discovered something that i did in junior high. i wrote “lauren shultz is greasy” and “chanelle naumen loves period farts” in the bathroom once during gym. fucking everyone was talking about it after that.
as far as i know, chanelle naumen did not actually love period farts. lauren shultz was pretty greasy, though.
texas just got a glitter paint pen and was like, “black people were asking for it” in the bathroom during gym. what the fucking fuck, texas?
if you’re going to hate me because i think i’m funny, at least have more of an interest in “comedy” than just the following reasons:
-you enjoy television shows that make you laugh (who fucking
doesn’t?)
-you saw patton at bonnaroo
-you follow todd barry on twitter
-you saw brian posehn at sxsw
-you DVR adult swim
-you definitely have an opinion about “the hangover”
because otherwise, all you’ve got is that you’re a dude, and you believe that funniness is an inherently male quality. &yes, you are right: this is another example of how unfunny i am because i give a shit about being a woman and the struggle that comes with it, but also because i’m whining now and you’re not a fucking frat guy, you’re not a meathead, you have a girlfriend who you respect who also thinks you are totally super funny and she ALSO agrees with you that i am annoying now!
eat a dick. yes, i went to second city. yes, i have a very significant interest in “comedy”. no, i am not currently doing standup (i live IN HOUSTON FUCKING TEXAS AND WHO CARES AND ALSO GROSS). yes, some people think i’m funny. no, you don’t have to. but not because i’m female and it obviously threatens and emasculates you that i appear to wield authority over something you consider to be your birthright.
if you’re going to think i’m not funny, think it because all i ever talk about is farts and boners. don’t do it cos i’m a girl. (&be honest with yourself, douchetits. you know you’ve enjoyed a good fart &boner joke every now and again.)
