so like, basically

i once ate a pizza this big

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I just love hearing #progressive news about other countries!

I just love hearing #progressive news about other countries!

Just a full-blood, redbone Poonhound

Just a full-blood, redbone Poonhound

I’ll take “local fuckswamps” for 500, Alex.

I’ll take “local fuckswamps” for 500, Alex.

(Source: neilcicierega)

“I’m sorry, Brandon. I don’t mean to be a cunt.”

“I’m sorry, Brandon. I don’t mean to be a cunt.”

what-did-you-say:

Welcome to the Dollhouse - Todd Solondz - 1995
“Bienvenue dans l’âge ingrat”

ME IRL at all times

what-did-you-say:

Welcome to the Dollhouse - Todd Solondz - 1995

“Bienvenue dans l’âge ingrat”

ME IRL at all times

Shut up, Jamiroquai

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

“The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”

EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

Ugh I haaaaate bugs

Ugh I haaaaate bugs

infinitenap:

and plane tickets are not cheap

infinitenap:

and plane tickets are not cheap

Whatever happened to predictability?

Whatever happened to predictability?

Hey dummy, I found your favorite Magic the Gathering card

Hey dummy, I found your favorite Magic the Gathering card

holymaurymotherofgod:

mom…stop.

maxsilvestri:

I made a video with Birchbox Man with 5 easy tips on how to be a grown-up. This is something I’m very qualified to talk about.

Honestly, most excited to work in a cameo from my late 90’s promotional HBO throw pillow, easily my most prized possession. 

I did this the other day and now every dude I know wants to “hang out”

An Earthy Deb

An Earthy Deb

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