so like, basically

i once ate a pizza this big

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Anonymous said: So, like, basically, you get off on threatening kids for disagreeing with you? I wonder what Facebook's staff would think of what you did. I know the cops are going to be interested in Pat and Erik.

Ok so I literally never threatened a kid but like I don’t even know anyone named Pat or Erik & I have no idea what you are talking about & this is genuinely so hilarious to me, it is NOURISHING MY SOUL, SO PLEASE, PLEASE CALL THE INTERNET COPS ON ME FOR WHATEVER YOU ARE IMAGINING, PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE CALL THE INTERNET POLICE COPS & SEE HOW MUCH THEY CARE ABOUT ALL THESE LITERALLY IMAGINARY THINGS THAT YOU FUCKIN’ MINECRAFT ANIME FERRET-KISSING VIRGINS WITH MUSTARD STAINS ON YOUR PUBES ARE MAD ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

lovegunn said: Wait, I'm a little confused here. Do they really think you actually want to kill all men? Surely they know that those men who are equal rights activists will merely be put into cryogenic sleep so that our seed can be harvested for fertilization. Idiots.

They genuinely think this. It’s fascinating. They think everything is so extreme when I’m just over here eatin’ grapes, trying to encourage other women to live happily without fear, sippin’ on fizzy water, actually loving men & all humans who aren’t hateful little turdlords. 

Anonymous said: GROW THE FUCK UP.

 

You’re going to regret casting that growth spell, buddy

Anonymous said: How does it feel to give all your power away? Your train of thought advocates that men have all the power thus you strive to not only get even but to get more power. To what end? Kill all men? That would destroy the human race. Sperm banks can only last so long. Hitler himself had limits. He only wanted to kill those who were in his eyes undeserving to breed. But what you're advocating is more than that. You want to kill the future for problems you made up in your god damn head. Grow up.

This is the funniest message I have EVER RECEIVED. 

reallyreallyreallytrying said: "I would recommend seeing a psychologist (or at least a psychiatrist)" good grief. i am constantly in awe of how amazing and funny you manage to stay in the face of these boring little turds who don't even understand the words they write. god bless u!!

It’s like, so batshit & unbelievable I have no other choice but to make fun of it & laugh. Thank you, Max, you shall be spared in the Great Feministing.

Anonymous said: People like you want the world to be run by the female version of ISIS. Torturing, starving, and killing every man who disagrees with you. Very scary stuff, I would recommend seeing a psychologist (or at least a psychiatrist)

Your impotent rage only fuels my power. Valar Morghulis; All Men Must Die

Anonymous said: Ur incredible and great and I wanna be the gay dude version of you but I am not that brave so I will just imagine there is a world where we are bros and we rap monster together and I let u take both the kanye and nicki verse bc u deserve it and I'll jump on the jay z verse like a soldier on a grenade

This legitimately made me tear up because letting me take the Kanye AND Nicki verse is like the highest honor/sweetest thing I can think of

kelsyabbott said: What the hell is happening??

So about a month ago I posted to the #YesAllWomen hashtag on twitter & spoke openly as a rape victim. When I did this, I got inundated with a ton of harassment & rape threats.

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/479962835192004608

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/477665289803296768

Most of the time my response would be to block & report, but once in a while I’d take a screenshot of what the person said & then reply telling them to fuck off eternally into the night, etc. One of the people who harassed me for speaking up about my rape happened to be a 13 year old kid. I did not know this, because I was getting hundreds of replies & I don’t thoroughly investigate every account with 15 followers that responds to me with bullshit. I responded with this scathing little gem 

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/481205303984144384

& then a follower of mine, I guess looked at this person’s account & saw it was a kid who had recently posted a link to his personal facebook. The kid’s entire timeline at that time was him responding to/trolling the #YesAllWomen hashtag, arguing with rape victims & condemning feminism, you know, because that’s the world we live in right now. So this guy, crushingbort responded to a separate tweet the kid made about how comedians who make rape jokes are totally cool, & he posted a picture of the kid hugging his cat from his facebook, saying something like, “Joshua, you should really lock your facebook” or something. I thought this was hilarious because honestly, if you’re big boy enough to harass rape victims for being raped, you’re big boy enough to deal with the consequences. I had nothing to do with this, though. Then, about a month later, some pathetic Men’s Rights Activists found this exchange & went fucking ballistic, focusing all their rage on me, saying I “sexually harassed a child”, that I “doxxed a child” (I had nothing to do with the posting of his photo, but that’s not even doxxing at all, the kid himself said this). They went on a crusade against me using this kid as a flimsy excuse because they hate women & want to punish them. I received a ton of rape threats & even death threats.

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/489749497153462272/photo/1

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/489801725448970240/photo/1

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/490168888064086016

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/490242273997639680

I had to lock my twitter account to slow it down because I was getting about 4 per minute. They posted my personal information on 4chan & apparently attempted to post my little sister’s information too, but that was a tip I got & I didn’t see it anywhere so I’m not sure if it really happened. I started reporting all the threats to the FBI & got set up with a civil rights attorney, but a judge said I wouldn’t get the result I was hoping for unless the threats were “more direct”, like mentioning my location within the threat, my personal information within the threat, etc. 

The kid himself knows that these MRAs are using him as an excuse to persecute women for whatever reason, & has told them to lay off, but you can’t reason with these idiots. 

https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/490604177328832512/photo/1

I’ve started ignoring it & they’ve eased up on the threats & have moved on to filing false reports with the Houston police department trying to say that I’m a pedophile or a child abuser & trying to blackmail me for being a child abuser or some shit, but that doesn’t bother me because it’s obviously all false. 

So essentially, this is just what women with a voice have to deal with online. This is all because I spoke up about rape & being a rape victim, & this is just what I have to expect now. If I get any other threats that are “direct enough”, I’ll definitely jump on pursuing it legally, but until then, this is just what I’m dealing with. NEAT, HUH?!!?!?

Anonymous said: Kill yourself.

Anonymous said: You sicken me. Way to shit on feminism

Anonymous said: Rape jokes are hilarious and you should throw your useless fat ass off a cliff.

Anonymous said: Kill yourself.

Anonymous said: you think its fun to harrass children for expressing an opinion whore? funny how you try to argue against people being offensive by acting like a cunt, I know who you are. where you are. I'm gonna find you and end you. cunt.

Hey guys, here is an adult man threatening me with guns for a thing I didn’t do

americanfascists:

I’m writing this because yes, I am angered. When a 12 year old boy is threatened by cunts like likesobasically (http://solikebasically.tumblr.com/) because he said that it’s a comedians JOB to push boundaries for the sake of comedy, I tend to get pissed. She’s 30 years old and an EA employee….

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