so like, basically

i once ate a pizza this big

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White people: no

White people: no

"The art installation is about online harassment and stalking from the perspective of women, feminist bloggers and journalists who earn at least part of their income from working online. The room and its objects are blanketed with actual messages sent to, or publicly posted about the women who have contributed to the exhibit. The messages are all real and were sent to or publicly posted about the women from July 2nd, 2011 up until now. It’s your turn to read them. What has been sent to us, will now be on display for you." - A Woman’s Room Online

"The art installation is about online harassment and stalking from the perspective of women, feminist bloggers and journalists who earn at least part of their income from working online. The room and its objects are blanketed with actual messages sent to, or publicly posted about the women who have contributed to the exhibit. The messages are all real and were sent to or publicly posted about the women from July 2nd, 2011 up until now. It’s your turn to read them. What has been sent to us, will now be on display for you." - A Woman’s Room Online

Everything in this article (down to the ad that just says “Ska”) has so many punchlines in it that my brain has just completely shut down 

Everything in this article (down to the ad that just says “Ska”) has so many punchlines in it that my brain has just completely shut down 

Pretty cool how having my abusive boyfriend tell me that he had no pity for women in abusive relationships because ~*duh, they could just leave, like just leave you idiot woman, it’s so simple, it’s all your fault because you chose to stay*~ became this overwhelming metaphysical force that was so strong it put me on a factory belt & built me into a stronger & more efficient machine that can fold men like him into origami, so I fold his memory up & set it on fire & watch it float away, because I respect that Lesson Learned enough to give it a viking funeral

Pretty cool how having my abusive boyfriend tell me that he had no pity for women in abusive relationships because ~*duh, they could just leave, like just leave you idiot woman, it’s so simple, it’s all your fault because you chose to stay*~ became this overwhelming metaphysical force that was so strong it put me on a factory belt & built me into a stronger & more efficient machine that can fold men like him into origami, so I fold his memory up & set it on fire & watch it float away, because I respect that Lesson Learned enough to give it a viking funeral

"It’s not a race issue"

Really good video by my friend Basim from The Kominas about neutralizing discourse regarding gendered online harassment & linking it to surveillance of Muslim Americans. This is why I can’t fuck with people who vehemently avoid discussing gender/race/orientation/etc, people who say “it’s not a race issue” etc. Shit is still so lord of the flies out there for oppressed groups, & it’s important to talk about it, to bring it up, call it out, dissect it. Get the ball moving on that change we need, dudes!

Anonymous said: I'm sorry you have to put up with so much dumb shit, your twitter is hilarious and unless you're being disingenuous or an idiot its clear you said nothing wrong! also you're super cute. I was wondering how raunchy your farts are or if you could describe your buttsmell after a day or few of not showering?

WHY DID YOU SAY THE FART BUTT THING WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME WHAT THE FUCK LOG OFF

Anonymous said: So, like, basically, you get off on threatening kids for disagreeing with you? I wonder what Facebook's staff would think of what you did. I know the cops are going to be interested in Pat and Erik.

Ok so I literally never threatened a kid but like I don’t even know anyone named Pat or Erik & I have no idea what you are talking about & this is genuinely so hilarious to me, it is NOURISHING MY SOUL, SO PLEASE, PLEASE CALL THE INTERNET COPS ON ME FOR WHATEVER YOU ARE IMAGINING, PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE CALL THE INTERNET POLICE COPS & SEE HOW MUCH THEY CARE ABOUT ALL THESE LITERALLY IMAGINARY THINGS THAT YOU FUCKIN’ MINECRAFT ANIME FERRET-KISSING VIRGINS WITH MUSTARD STAINS ON YOUR PUBES ARE MAD ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

lovegunn said: Wait, I'm a little confused here. Do they really think you actually want to kill all men? Surely they know that those men who are equal rights activists will merely be put into cryogenic sleep so that our seed can be harvested for fertilization. Idiots.

They genuinely think this. It’s fascinating. They think everything is so extreme when I’m just over here eatin’ grapes, trying to encourage other women to live happily without fear, sippin’ on fizzy water, actually loving men & all humans who aren’t hateful little turdlords. 

Anonymous said: GROW THE FUCK UP.

 

You’re going to regret casting that growth spell, buddy

Anonymous said: How does it feel to give all your power away? Your train of thought advocates that men have all the power thus you strive to not only get even but to get more power. To what end? Kill all men? That would destroy the human race. Sperm banks can only last so long. Hitler himself had limits. He only wanted to kill those who were in his eyes undeserving to breed. But what you're advocating is more than that. You want to kill the future for problems you made up in your god damn head. Grow up.

This is the funniest message I have EVER RECEIVED. 

reallyreallyreallytrying said: "I would recommend seeing a psychologist (or at least a psychiatrist)" good grief. i am constantly in awe of how amazing and funny you manage to stay in the face of these boring little turds who don't even understand the words they write. god bless u!!

It’s like, so batshit & unbelievable I have no other choice but to make fun of it & laugh. Thank you, Max, you shall be spared in the Great Feministing.

Anonymous said: People like you want the world to be run by the female version of ISIS. Torturing, starving, and killing every man who disagrees with you. Very scary stuff, I would recommend seeing a psychologist (or at least a psychiatrist)

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